Too Lazy to Fail

(00:55:10) Paul Simer: I’m trying to think of a good name to call you that is appropriate to the place you now live
(00:55:14) Paul Simer: Dorm-serf
(00:55:20) Andy Morris: …
(00:55:21) Paul Simer: that’s pretty good
(00:55:36) Andy Morris: what are you a tsar
(00:55:51) Paul Simer: I am the king of my townhome.
(00:55:59) Andy Morris: Tyrant.
(00:56:08) Paul Simer: Yeah, that does sound better, doesn’t it?
(00:56:15) Andy Morris: THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE SPEAKS
(00:56:20) Paul Simer: Only the cats lead daily insurrections against me
(00:56:25) Andy Morris: We must have liberty!!
(00:56:36) Paul Simer: *bang!* *bang!*
(00:56:42) Andy Morris: Do you send them to the guillotines
(00:56:49) Paul Simer: Now, anyone have any bright heroic ideas?
(00:56:52) Andy Morris: lol
(00:57:08) Paul Simer: We have our own fiat currency
(00:57:44) Andy Morris: Your national population growth is stagnant
(00:58:00) Andy Morris: Tourism is high on certain days
(00:58:10) Paul Simer: Actually, I’m creating a kingdom that encompases an ever-growing sphere around me
(00:58:18) Andy Morris: Ah
(00:58:27) Andy Morris: So I should call you Bismarck
(00:58:44) Paul Simer: The cars out back recently went from “Most favored trading partner” to “Colony” and now I’m moving them into “Territory” status
(00:58:53) Andy Morris: lol
(00:59:19) Andy Morris: Planning on invading and annexing the neighbors
(00:59:37) Paul Simer: And re: population growth, we’ve grown 33% in the last three months
(00:59:57) Paul Simer: I’m raising the funds to equip a standing army, but I think I’ll need to draft
(01:00:02) Andy Morris: lol
(01:00:14) Andy Morris: Taxes?
(01:00:23) Andy Morris: Tariffs on imported goods such as pizza
(01:00:34) Paul Simer: We have a VAT
(01:00:50) Andy Morris: You have a vat?
(01:00:58) Paul Simer: A value-added tax
(01:01:00) Andy Morris: Ah
(01:01:05) Paul Simer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VAT
(01:01:38) Andy Morris: You need a flag
(01:01:45) Paul Simer: heck yeah.
(01:02:06) Paul Simer: It will involve mountain dew
(01:02:23) Andy Morris: and cats
(01:02:31) Paul Simer: ok I’ve got it
(01:02:37) Andy Morris: and guns
(01:02:39) Paul Simer: A mountain dew in the background
(01:02:53) Andy Morris: and bears that shoot lasers out of their eyes
(01:02:53) Paul Simer: With a cat stretched across it
(01:03:03) Paul Simer: and a shotgun criss-crossing it
(01:03:09) Andy Morris: …
(01:03:15) Andy Morris: IT’S BRILLIANT
(01:03:24) Paul Simer: I knew you would say that, because it is.
(01:03:35) Andy Morris: /worship