Too Lazy to Fail

(Scene: Paul and Tracie are laying in bed, looking at the ceiling. They’re not doing anything kinky, but just talking, preparing for sleep.)

Tracie: So did you hear that Rowling has declared that Dumbledore is gay?

Paul: Yeah, and what amazed me was the report that after the initial gasps at the announcement, there was cheering and applause. It’s like it’s no longer good enough to merely tolerate the homosexual lifestyle, but now we as a society are reveling in it and holding it up as something to be admired.

Tracie: Yeah…

Paul: Yeah…

Tracie: …

Paul: …

(Paul attempts to break up the awkward silence after his mini-sermon.)

Paul: Snape kills Dumbledore, you know.

Tracie: Yeah, I know. Do you think they’ll prosecute it as a hate crime now?

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